If I were to sit down and try to come up with a bumper sticker that would offend as many people as possible with as few words as possible I would not have been able to come up with this and I will see if I can get a picture of it tonight:
“Nuke Unborn Gay Baby Whales for Jesus”
My partner and I almost lost it. I just about ran $200,000 piece of equipment off the road. Of course it was 3AM.